Limerick

My Beautiful Wife’s Lovely Assets (That She Brought to the Marriage)

I married a beautiful lass.
T’was said she had a huge ass,
As big as a house
but like a good spouse
I fed the donkey some grass.

They said she had a huge pear,
that gave shade to spare.
The men greatly gawk,
as I stood on a rock,
and picked the with tree with great flair.

A limerick is a humorous form of poetry consisting of five lines. It has a distinctive rhythm and rhyme scheme, with lines 1, 2, and 5 rhyming and lines 3 and 4 rhyming. This limerick uses a variety of imagery, as well as puns to achieve a humerous, albeit crass, double meaning.